comedy-JOKES

teacher:what happened in 1869?
student:matmagandi was born.
teacher:what happened in 1873?
student:Gandi was four years old.
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a drunk man points towards sky and ask another drunk:is it sun or moon?
second drunk: i cant say what it is, because ia am also new in this town.
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Girlfriend:i can't marry you. i am one year elder to you.
boyfriend:very good i love you so much that i can wait for you for one year.
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science teacher:oxygen is most for breathing  and for life. it was discoversed
 in 1773.
student:thank god !i was born after 1773 otherwise, i would have died without it.
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school kid:why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom:well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy,one of my hair truns white.
funny kids thought for a movement, and then, said,"mom, how come ALL of grandms's hairs are white?"
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chemist teacher:what is the chemical formula of water?
student:HIJKLMNO
chemist teacher:what are you talking about?
student:yestarday you said H to O.